Some time ago I was savagely attacked by a bee while innocently enjoying a tippl

Some time ago I was savagely attacked by a bee while innocently enjoying a tipple of sherry in the living room. In the process of battling it (flailing my arms about frantically and screaming like a lunatic) the front door SLAMMED shut so hard that the lock broke instantly. I had to call a locksmith to fix it and do you know how much he charged �90! Thats about $160 if youre across the atlantic by the way. He didnt change it. He didnt even change any of the parts. As far as I could tell he simply twiddled at it with some metal thingy (i think they call it a screwdriver) and then stuck me with a ridiculous bill. I had no option but to pay it. The thing is I checked, and thats the going rate for a locksmith in London. And do you know WHY they get away with charging such high rates Because its a SPECIAL SKILL. Most people cant do it. What does this have to do with you Absolutely everything. You see, YOUR specialist knowledge is absolutely priceless online. If you happen to be an ieStatus: